me and my hobbit gf
Me: *eating oatmeal* well i better go do some work in the shire
Gf: what about second breakfast?
Me: whoops how could I forget! *starts eating pussy*
(via poisonwater)
fuck everyone and just do what you want
Me: *eating oatmeal* well i better go do some work in the shire
Gf: what about second breakfast?
Me: whoops how could I forget! *starts eating pussy*
(via poisonwater)
everyone has seen this picture at least once in their internet life
(via 2000ish)
the duality of man
(via thefaultinourheadcanons)
Look down at your leg. You grew that yourself, well done.
(via just-shower-thoughts)